MerchMallow
I'm Not Drunk, I'm Socially Lubricated Unisex Short Sleeve Tee - Soft Cotton, Premium Quality & Ethical Production
Get ready to express yourself with the "I'm Not Drunk, I'm Socially Lubricated" unisex short sleeve tee. This tee effortlessly combines humor and style, making it perfect for social outings, casual gatherings, or simply lounging around at home.
The tee is made from premium quality materials that prioritize comfort and durability. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it boasts a soft, lightweight feel that’s gentle against the skin. Weighing in at just 4.2 oz/yd², it's breathable and perfect for layering or wearing on its own.
- Exceptional Comfort: This unisex jersey tee adapts to all body types and feels like a well-loved favorite. The retail fit enhances support while keeping you stylish.
- Sustainably Produced: We take pride in our ethical production processes. Manufactured by Bella+Canvas, our shirts meet the highest standards for humane labor practices and are Platinum WRAP Certified.
Designed with durability in mind, this tee features a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape, shoulder tape for added stability, and side seams that maintain structure for long-lasting wear. It's not just a shirt; it's a canvas for your personality.
Whether you're out with friends or enjoying a low-key get-together, this tee guarantees you'll stand out in the crowd. Its fun slogan adds a cheeky touch while keeping things light-hearted. Plus, customization options like high-quality Direct-to-Film (DTF) and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing ensure that your tee will pop with vibrant designs.
Make it your next wardrobe staple! Whether you’re looking to buy for yourself or as a gift, this tee is sure to bring a smile. Grab yours today and get ready to embrace your inner social butterfly!